Sunday, September 21, 2008

"Yes We Can, Too": McCain and the Politics of Imitation

In light of the recent financial crisis, McCain's campaign released an ad last Tuesday with the slogan "enough is enough." Amid all the turmoil, the word choice seems unremarkable, but I couldn't help noticing that this is the same phrase Obama used a week before in his frequently quoted response to ads alleging sexism.

Then again, today, an article on Bloomberg.com quoted McCain saying "Obama offers 'absolutely no new ideas...'" A phrase that both Obama and his democratic allies have practically turned into a rallying cry against the GOP.

As isolated incidents, these little echoes could be written off as coincidence. After all, it's not like either side is coining new phrases. But they come at a time when McCain is busy reversing his economic philosophy and forgetting his anti-regulation history with an Orwellian vigor. And they come on the heels of a Republican National Convention that pitched their nominee as the (new) Candidate of Change, complete with a not-old, not-male vice presidential nominee to prove it.

John Harwood has also noticed that the candidates are starting to "sound the same" and has written an article in the New York Times, trying to clarify the difference between them. While I agree with his basic observation, I would challenge his assumption that the situation has arisen accidentally.

On the contrary, the evidence suggests that, rather than distancing himself from Obama, McCain is doing everything he can to sound just like him. The basic principle seems to be "use whatever works." Or, as McCain himself put it at the Republican National Convention, "Instead of rejecting good ideas because we didn’t think of them first, let’s use the best ideas from both sides." Who knew he was talking about his own campaign tactics? And this not a new idea, either, in case anyone is counting: if it seemed strange that McCain would be willing to throw out his "experience" slogan so late in the game, it might help to remember that it was hardly his in the first place. Ask Senator Clinton.

But Palin's appearance on the ticket signaled more than the McCain campaign's desire to get in on their rival's image of bringing fresh faces to Washington. It meant more, even, than a further attempt to capitalize on Clinton's popularity. What it showed was that McCain wanted to create for himself exactly what he attempted caricature in his opponent: celebrity.

Suddenly the phrase "mercuric rise" found itself attached to a Republican candidate, as Palin crossed the bridge from Nowhere, Alaska to Everytown, USA with a speed that any reality show contestant would envy. An interview with People Magazine (who got first dibbs over the news networks), extensive tabloid coverage, and some old beauty pagent photos made the message hard to miss. And just in case you didn't get it, campaign spokesman Rick Davis even said it out loud, explaining that, "This election is not about issues."

None of this means that Palin couldn't make a good vice-president, or even president. The truth is I have no idea. Perhaps there are great potential world-leaders in every hockey rink and Wal-mart in America, just waiting for someone to nominate them. And, joking aside, that's hardly the full extent of Sarah Palin's qualifications. Still, I think it would be hard to argue that she was picked for her resume. There were many Republicans, both men and women, with more experience, whether legislative or executive. (Electoral-vote.com broke this down nicely in an article on September 3.)

I can't help but imagine that McCain and his advisers came up with their new identity while watching their own campaign commercials. In my daydream Tucker Bounds leaps up abruptly from his chair. "Celebrity!" he cries, "I've got it!"

Where does such a strategy lead? Maybe all the way to the White House. Certainly there are many advantages to sound-byte mimicry, not least of which is that only the most attentive voters will be able to tell who said what first. If your opponent points out that you're copying him, you simply say "No, you're copying me." And the more difficult it is to distinguish their policies, the easier to divert attention from policy to personality, in hopes of winning along old prejudices and party lines. I believe this to be the core of the current Republican strategy. And it may work.

But in trying to out-Obama Obama, McCain's campaign has reduced itself to their own worst parody of their opponent. Accused of having no new ideas, their response is to repeat that accusation back at their accusers. If some greater admission of vapidity is possible, it eludes me. Whatever the outcome in November, the price of counterfeit rhetoric is already becoming clear. In his struggle to make himself sound indistinguishable from his rival, McCain has become the Obama he invented: that image in the advertisements, speaking empty words.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

A Mormon on Gay Marriage

I got a call this morning from a member of the Church of the Latter Day Saints, urging me to vote Yes on proposition 8, which eliminates the rights of same-sex couples to marry in California. His arguments for the proposition were:

1) It would create an amendment to the California Constitution which would prevent the constitution from being changed.

2) It doesn't take any rights away from same-sex couples that they didn't have back in 2000 when Californians voted against giving them rights. In fact, it merely protects the right of traditional couples to be the only ones allowed to get married.

3) If we don't support this proposition, we're risking the secularization of marriage. The way this works is that if we let same-sex civil unions be called marriages, it will retroactively turn traditional marriages into civil unions.

4) If we don't support this proposition, we risk losing our ability to teach our own children that marriage is between a man and a woman, because technically that won't be true, in a legal sense.

This last point was particularly important to him, and our conversation about it went something like this:

Me: So you're saying that failure to pass Prop. 8 would restrict your ability to choose how you bring up your children?

Mormon: Yes! Honestly, I've never heard it put that way before, but that's exactly it, and I want to say thank you to you for articulating it so clearly!

Me: Do you think that everyone should be able to choose how they bring up their children, even if it means teaching them that same-sex marriage is ok? Or do you think everybody should be required to choose to teach their children that marriage is only between a man and a woman?

Mormon: Um, well, obviously I would prefer the latter...

Friday, September 19, 2008

A 10-year-old Could Have "Hacked" Palin's Email Account

This has been covered plenty, but there seems to be so much confusion out there that it's worth repeating. Here's how Sarah Palin's email account was compromised: someone went to her yahoo login page, clicked "forgot password" and answered the very obvious security questions required in order to create a new password. Then that person logged in.

No conspiracy, no activism, and no special computer knowledge was required. In other words, like many free web-based email accounts, there was zero security on it. That's why, and please don't take this the wrong way, it's a bad idea to use such accounts for activities such as business or running the government. I don't mean that as a criticism of Palin so much as a public service announcement. If more than, say, 100,000 people know who you are, you might want to consider taking greater security precautions.

While we're on the subject, don't go emailing your username and passwords around, or your bank account numbers, or your secret confessions to murder. Let's all say it together one more time: Email is NOT private.

Now, sure, it's terrible and illegal that some kid broke into her account. Don't think I'm in favor of this. No one likes the idea of having her privacy invaded, whether it's by the government or a band of merry pranksters like "Anonymous." I wouldn't like it myself, and I'm sure it could happen. But personally, the real reason I hope they catch whoever did it is just so Rush Limbaugh can see what kind of "thugs" he's talking about. (Not to say that the "anonymous" crowd has got no skillz – only that, as they probably know, this stunt didn't require any.) The fact that the result was a bunch of random, un-damaging, and actually kind of cute pictures being posted online should suggest that this was not some kind of professional liberal smear job. And while it might be possible to spin this into some kind of indictment of Sarah "small-town" Palin's leadership abilities, I like to think we've all got better things to do.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Time to dust this thing off...

After briefly dabbling in the blog lifestyle I got swept up in the daily fight to survive (and remember account passwords). Thus many moons have passed, and no posting. Lately, though, with the U.S. election in full swing, major crisis in the financial sector, the melting of the north pole, hurricane hat-tricks on the south coast, and Sarah "Are-You-Kidding-Me" Palin skating to the rescue of the G.O.P. with her magical hockey-mom credentials, it has been come obvious that the mainstream media have no eyebrows left to raise: any that were capable of movement have long since fluttered off into the sky.

And so it has become equally clear that the daily fight to survive and the blogging lifestyle are inextricably bound up in each other, and must remain so.

Friends, Americans, Countrywomen (and men), borrow my eyebrows.